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Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Iβm always gonna be weird. Iβm a professor of communications and an only fans girl
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Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Friday Iβm going to release 30 more discounted subs. Thanks for supporting thicc girls pic.twitter.com/BF55pFMeJF
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Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
When a guy constantly calls himself a nice guy
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Iβm heading to NYC next weekend. I need recommendations for the following:
Pizza
Bagels
Italian Restaurant
Bars
Pizza
Bagels
Italian Restaurant
Bars
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Fuck seasonal affective disorder pic.twitter.com/cRkkrgdWYQ
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
I know Iβm cute, but this attitude makes me sexy
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Ok so Iβm finally going to start an OnlyFans. What do you guys actually want to see? Kinky cosplay? Bdsm? General nudity?
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Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Hot girl summer might be over, but Iβve been training for thotumm all year
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
Heartbreak and grief are so weird. You think youβre doing ok then they just hit you out of nowhere. This has been a shit year for both.
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
8: whatβs a boomba?
Me: use it in a sentence.
8: do you want a boomba?
Me: use it in a sentence.
8: do you want a boomba?
Green Eyes and Ham
@greeneyed_meg
My 8 year old is crying because in October we didnβt have her bday at sky zone
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
