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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
*calls grandma
"Do you have boyfriends yet?" (Not sure why plural but okay)
"Do you have boyfriends yet?" (Not sure why plural but okay)
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
My mom puked in the swim up bar and can't decide if I should cry or clap
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
"Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in" pic.twitter.com/0pIKzpuUkq
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
The 3 word phrase that actually matters: class is cancelled
Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
@crystalkj20 but you have crushes on all of them
Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
@crystalkj20 skip the rest of class and come tan on the roof with me k? See ya in an hour
Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
@crystalkj20 @laura7522 invite her to the garage this summer
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
Well...the @BachelorABC just taught me that if I know how to cook then I'm ready to get married.
This means...
I WILL BE SINGLE FOREVER.
This means...
I WILL BE SINGLE FOREVER.
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
Wonder who feels worse, Steve Harvey after Miss Universe or Blair Walsh after that game
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Gretchen Jensen
@gretchy27
Sean and Catherine are pregnant and I hope I'm the godmom
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
