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Ali
@haramcart
Sausages & chilled meats fixed
Some plants and potatoes fixed twitter.com/RishiSunak/staβ¦
Some plants and potatoes fixed twitter.com/RishiSunak/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @aniceburrito
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Ali
@haramcart
If Biden finishes a 2nd term he'll be the same age as Hindenburg was before he died but keep going off about how he's too old
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Ali
@haramcart
My therapist said I don't have to come in anymore because I'm normal now!
Ali
@haramcart
Nice in/out list. I noticed βracismβ was missing from the out section
Retweet of status by @mattybtweets69
Ali
@haramcart
Just tipped 15%. This whole Christmas spirit thing has got me too
Retweet of status by @harriweinreb
Ali
@haramcart
If twitter goes down tomorrow, is there even any debate as to who was the greatest account in history?
It's the girl reading this
It's the girl reading this
Ali
@haramcart
I heard something bad happened to a queen, so I hope the girl reading this is ok
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Ali
@haramcart
After 4 years of working on myself my therapist said I don't have to come in anymore because I'm normal now!
Ali
@haramcart
People who think Sex Pistols were actually punk are so dumb. He's literally saying he wants GOD to SAVE the QUEEN
Ali
@haramcart
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a vote
Ali
@haramcart
Nice private alt dude, were they out of secret diaries at the store?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
