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Darren
@hashtag_darren
Happy National Peanut Butter Day to all my PB lovers out there pic.twitter.com/008fou2k91
Retweet of status by @chellemybell22
24 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy National Peanut Butter Day to all my PB lovers out there π https://t.co/008fou2k91
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17 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π€I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
Chandelier...
*Breaks ceiling fan. Gets forcibly escorted out of Home Depot.
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Darren
@hashtag_darren
Just got pulled over for the first time. $250 ticket. Man fuck you
Retweet of status by @_AyaPapaya_
03 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just got pulled over for the first time. $250 ticket. Man fuck you π€§
Darren
@hashtag_darren
Who puts cheese in a roll before ham?
The ham is supposed to envelope the cheese.
The ham is supposed to envelope the cheese.
Retweet of status by @roflcopterftw
30 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Who puts cheese in a roll before ham?
The ham is supposed to envelope the cheese.
π
30 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you're sooo pissed off about something deep down, but have to act like you ain't bothered by it at all πππ
Darren
@hashtag_darren
I just want breakfast in bed and a shot of something to kill this cold. Oh, and a massage. too much to ask for?!
Retweet of status by @mamashakess
28 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just want breakfast in bed and a shot of something to kill this cold. Oh, and a massage. ππ© too much to ask for?! π€·πΌββοΈ
Darren
@hashtag_darren
This time last year I fell for someone I met on here. As usual I messed it up
23 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This time last year I fell for someone I met on here. As usual I messed it upπ
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Darren
@hashtag_darren
I've opened the prosecco & chocolates I got a mate for Christmas I'm a shit friend...but half a bottle later I feel great
Retweet of status by @ElzMo3008
20 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've opened the prosecco & chocolates I got a mate for Christmas π I'm a shit friend...but half a bottle later I feel great πππ
Darren
@hashtag_darren
I need 25 double cheeseburgers right about now
Retweet of status by @charl0tteg0dwin
14 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need 25 double cheeseburgers right about now π
Darren
@hashtag_darren
Just whacked my first Terryβs chocolate orange, itβs officially Christmas
Retweet of status by @shiner_sam
12 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just whacked my first Terryβs chocolate orange, itβs officially Christmas ππ»
Darren
@hashtag_darren
Amir Khan is just on a whole new level of thick #ImACeleb
Retweet of status by @hayleylewiis
04 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Amir Khan is just on a whole new level of thick πβ #ImACeleb
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ