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@himynameisellen
@benditoynegro happy birthday!
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@himynameisellen
asked my man to bring a package into my apartment while i was away and he made my bed and did the dishes that were in my sink
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@himynameisellen
happy happy happy 25th birthday, @coriejanee! hope you have an eggcelent day
ellen
@himynameisellen
catch me by the pool all day
ellen
@himynameisellen
90 beers, 2 fifths of gin, 3 fifths of rum, 4 bottles of champagne, 1 lake, 6 girls
ellen
@himynameisellen
!!! i cannot wait to be in scranton getting drunk off coronas and sunshine and lake water with my frenz
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in other news, goodbye earth #ParisClimateAgreement
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about to book a solo dolo beach vacay
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@himynameisellen
the real question is how much beer do i need to buy for this holiday weekend
ellen
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H U P D A Y
ellen
@himynameisellen
does eating salad count if you use a whole bag of lettuce and eat it out of a mixing bowl?
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
