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Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
customer: could i get 20 john player blue
me: have you got ID
customer: i'm 27
me: sorry i couldn't tell cos if y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
me: have you got ID
customer: i'm 27
me: sorry i couldn't tell cos if y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Davependo
10 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote customer: could i get 20 john player blue
me: have you got ID
customer: i'm 27 😂
me: sorry i couldn't tell cos if y… https://t.co/TuxnLtxGbE
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Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
I said “Take care” to a patient today and they replied by “Take your take care and stick it up your arse”. How’s your day going? 🥲
Retweet of status by @OmarEymesh
09 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I said “Take care” to a patient today and they replied by “Take your take care and stick it up your arse”. How’s your day going? 🥲🙃
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Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Imagine kissing someone and they end it by saying “job done” I have the ICK #LoveIsland
28 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine kissing someone and they end it by saying “job done”😭 I have the ICK #LoveIsland
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Blue Monday? Let's put a smile on your face! We are choosing TWENTY followers to WIN one of our PLT Beauty Boxes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @OfficialPLT
18 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Blue Monday? Let's put a smile on your face! 💖 We are choosing TWENTY followers to WIN one of our PLT Beauty Boxes… https://t.co/4LCZ1SIUD1
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
we haven’t been on a date yet pic.twitter.com/Eu2I1mrITi
Retweet of status by @katmcgoldrick
08 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote we haven’t been on a date yet 🥺 https://t.co/Eu2I1mrITi
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
I genuinely think my heart would melt. What a thoughtful gift twitter.com/nicolaaaxxx/st…
03 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I genuinely think my heart would melt. What a thoughtful gift 🥺 https://t.co/CfFuj6Phnc
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Mates a taxi driver n got this weirdo in the taxi last weekend
get oot ma taxi ya fkn maniac pic.twitter.com/WxmT1TSNmb
get oot ma taxi ya fkn maniac pic.twitter.com/WxmT1TSNmb
Retweet of status by @Scott__McClure
31 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mates a taxi driver n got this weirdo in the taxi last weekend 🤣🤣
get oot ma taxi ya fkn maniac https://t.co/WxmT1TSNmb
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Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Well that escalated quickly some people on Depop are tapped in the head pic.twitter.com/1ACrSHLgtu
Retweet of status by @Sam_Edwards81
20 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well that escalated quickly 😭😭😭 some people on Depop are tapped in the head https://t.co/1ACrSHLgtu
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
this is why my family hate me, it was almost 2am pic.twitter.com/tIDv1iV3In
Retweet of status by @mehtcholl
21 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this is why my family hate me, it was almost 2am 😭😭😭 https://t.co/tIDv1iV3In
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Burds man pic.twitter.com/Iu8FlvIQSa
Retweet of status by @loganGrant22
06 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Burds man 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Iu8FlvIQSa
Hope Robertson
@hopeerobertsonn
Haven’t used BBM since 2011 but I’m still sad?? All the year 9 BBM memories mannn ping for a rate x twitter.com/bbm/status/111…
19 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Haven’t used BBM since 2011 but I’m still sad?? All the year 9 BBM memories mannn 😩 ping for a rate x https://t.co/iXLRnYIcmL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊