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My Name is Freedom
@howlinglow
Normalize fucking off.
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My Name is Freedom
@howlinglow
Them: Are you ok?
Me: Yes, I am.
My inner thought: *and the Oscar goes to...*
Me: Yes, I am.
My inner thought: *and the Oscar goes to...*
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My Name is Freedom
@howlinglow
Her body. Her choice.
She will tell you which part you need to lick or touch first.
She will tell you which part you need to lick or touch first.
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Micayla
@howlinglow
What steps are you taking to avoid it?
~me, to those who have escalator fears
~me, to those who have escalator fears
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Micayla
@howlinglow
When filling out a job application form if I see the section asking about your sex , I always like to fill in
" Yes please "
" Yes please "
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Micayla
@howlinglow
If you are not angry with or yelling at your spouse that means you aren't spending enough time together.
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Micayla
@howlinglow
I can think of a few pic.twitter.com/Bj2hGKA2LM
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Micayla
@howlinglow
It's easier to be happy with everyone than make everyone happy. So just be happy with all the idiots in your life too.
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Micayla
@howlinglow
Much love to my twitter family. I am grateful for you all, even you, you little scamp.
Micayla
@howlinglow
Wife: Welcome home hunny, who's the tall guy?
Husband: My new friend. Bring out the good cheeses
Cat disguised as mouse: Meow
Mice couple:
Husband: My new friend. Bring out the good cheeses
Cat disguised as mouse: Meow
Mice couple:
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
