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Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Africans are always secretive when working on their visa to travel abroad why?
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Master Lee
@iam_randiki
When they write about freedom fighters, let the name Willis Otieno be among them.
When they ask who he is and wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
When they ask who he is and wβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Ever since God asked Adam "where are you??" Men don't like this question anymore
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
I take this opportunity to thank Baba Gloria for uniting kenyans
Wewe ni shujaa.
Wewe ni shujaa.
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
A hunter who comes back home with a goat is definitely a THIEF.
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Immediately she says, "I have a boyfriend." SHE becomes more attractive.
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Some of you keep wondering why some of us are always happy in life
It's because we got used to the way of natureβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
It's because we got used to the way of natureβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Sujui mbona watu hawapendi kuambiwa ukweli... Meanwhile if you want to make it in life, avoid broke girls with expensive taste.
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Master Lee
@iam_randiki
People, "You grew up in Mombasa? Haiya! Imagine I can't tell."
What was I supposed to be doing? Granting coconuts and singing wape wape?
What was I supposed to be doing? Granting coconuts and singing wape wape?
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
Ladies:
When your husband spends lavishly on you it's love but when your brother does the same for his wife, it is juju
When your husband spends lavishly on you it's love but when your brother does the same for his wife, it is juju
Master Lee
@iam_randiki
You can just see from the first question that this exam is going to be a problem
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
