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IAMDAMMYPORCH
@iamdammyporch
If during sex, a woman looks at you straight in the eyes, slap her. She wants to get pregnant. I know these things.
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DAMMY PORCH
@iamdammyporch
That's when you know shit just got real pic.twitter.com/7cQIcVu0XF
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
