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@iamtherealmatt
I won't be here as much for a little while as I need to get some stuff sorted
If I deactivate I'm being dramaticโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
If I deactivate I'm being dramaticโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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@iamtherealmatt
@realDonaldTrump @willripleyCNN Is there a 2:00 A.M at any other time of day?
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@iamtherealmatt
And this is why receiving voice notes from men are cringe twitter.com/missmccleary/sโฆ
Retweet of status by @NotSoSlummy
Mattylicious - don't fucking ask about the name
@iamtherealmatt
@HarringtonBear They look disgusting!!
Iamtherealfatcat
@iamtherealmatt
Iamtherealmatt
@iamtherealmatt
@JamLimeTomato Oooo tongue action as well
Iamtherealmatt
@iamtherealmatt
@nellyn0knicks Oooo get you!! *withdraws all previous sympathy about cancelled date* you PLAYA!!
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@iamtherealmatt
@manondessauce @EmdudsCo EMMA!!!! DON'T SHARE MY TINDER PROFILE ON HERE
Iamtherealmatt
@iamtherealmatt
@b3ky Didn't feel so manly the next day when the alcohol wore off I can assure you!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
