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@imthechozenjuan
Why tf do people own ovens?? Bitch just throw it in the air fryer
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@imthechozenjuan
Ohhh NOO Im not wearing green...I hope no one pinches me
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@imthechozenjuan
Left hand is drinking, right hand is gripping your thigh
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@imthechozenjuan
Imagine leaving your brotha alone for the holidays... couldn’t be me
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@imthechozenjuan
I’m so sad that I don’t get to annoy Juan this year but I will find a way
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@imthechozenjuan
People tell me to stop calling my brother “stupid,” but homie was really trying to hammer in a screw
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@imthechozenjuan
Why did @isaac_estrada13 try to smoke a kit kat last night?
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@imthechozenjuan
I didn’t know I missed all these people so much @ to all my high school friends
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@imthechozenjuan
ethnicity: real one
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@imthechozenjuan
girls locker room: ugh I think I'm gonna walk the mile run today again do my boobs look big?
boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/PctZAdTuP9
boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/PctZAdTuP9
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
