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@infinityauger
Women who suck dick for pleasure are a different type of dangerous
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08 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women who suck dick for pleasure are a different type of dangerousπ
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@infinityauger
You supply the alcohol and I will supply the entertainment
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18 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You supply the alcohol and I will supply the entertainment π
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@infinityauger
My son met some French friends and was disappointed that none of them said baguette.
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17 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My son met some French friends and was disappointed that none of them said baguette. π₯π
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@infinityauger
Why haven't we invented something to deal with boob sweat!?
we have the technology
we have the technology
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19 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why haven't we invented something to deal with boob sweat!?
π we π have π the π technology
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@infinityauger
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person ?
Retweet of status by @comefindme01
16 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person ? π³π¬
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@infinityauger
Omg my drunk ass apparently ordered the cutest sundresses! Iβm ready to be sufficiently fingered now
Retweet of status by @amylou8251
17 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Omg my drunk ass apparently ordered the cutest sundresses! Iβm ready to be sufficiently fingered now π€£ππ€£ππ€£
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@infinityauger
There is not nearly as much quicksand and hot lava in my daily life as I prepared myself for when I was a kid.
Retweet of status by @123_marlenas
13 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There is not nearly as much quicksand and hot lava in my daily life as I prepared myself for when I was a kid. π€
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When your sleepy puppy wakes up just to get closer to you
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31 Mar 20
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@infinityauger
Falling asleep sitting up like some drunk fat guy.......
Retweet of status by @FemmeFatale937
21 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Falling asleep sitting up like some drunk fat guy.......π€€
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@infinityauger
Have a lovely Saturday pic.twitter.com/GpbX1uWass
Retweet of status by @OnowayDebbie
07 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Have a lovely Saturday π https://t.co/GpbX1uWass
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@infinityauger
Can you get carpal tunnel syndrome from giving handies?
Retweet of status by @Whatevah_Amy
26 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can you get carpal tunnel syndrome from giving handies? ππ»
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ