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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
not me holding up traffic in the drive thru to read the terms and conditions vm.tiktok.com/ZMFqUEe5B/ pic.twitter.com/FYMYRPurL2
05 Dec 22
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
“if we can’t track you literally constantly we’ll just kill the economy!!!”
22 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “if we can’t track you literally constantly we’ll just kill the economy!!!” 🤡
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
coming soon: Adblock Pro for VR
16 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote coming soon: Adblock Pro for VR™️
Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
My Quarantine Routine
9am: wake up
9:30am: sit down in front of computer
12pm: eat lunch at computer
1pm: k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
9am: wake up
9:30am: sit down in front of computer
12pm: eat lunch at computer
1pm: k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
19 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ✨✨✨ My Quarantine Routine ✨✨✨
9am: wake up
9:30am: sit down in front of computer
12pm: eat lunch at computer
1pm: k… https://t.co/KjamUEUNz6
Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
Introducing the Tesla Season Pass – get lifetime access to your car's DLC for just $9999.99*
*all features remov… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*all features remov… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
07 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Introducing the Tesla Season Pass™️ – get lifetime access to your car's DLC for just $9999.99*
*all features remov… https://t.co/IUNngkfcen
Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
@elonmusk why did i hear this in sheriff Woody's voice
26 Feb 19
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
u can't say private by design then leave out the fact that you don't encrypt the video call pic.twitter.com/wAzAcpqub6
08 Oct 18
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
No, the sky isn't falling, but Microsoft DID buy GitHub, wow
blog.github.com/2018-06-04-git…
blog.github.com/2018-06-04-git…
04 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No, the sky isn't falling, but Microsoft DID buy GitHub, wow 👀
https://t.co/Gp7miA3b9J
Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
your lightbulb is a tiny Linux computer that will never be patched
08 May 18
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
@SimoneGiertz Holy shit Simone
30 Apr 18
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Internet of Shit
@internetofshit
I couldn't figure out what the hell was turning all my Internet Lights on every morning for months and it was dri… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
16 Apr 18
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊