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abs-ple pie
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The feminine urge to add “haha” to the end of a completely earnest and honest message about how you’re feeling so you don’t sound crazy
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abbie-normal brain in a 7-foot gorilla
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The last four years of Halloweens with my LR pic.twitter.com/cm5rG4fqM4
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blabs
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This is the energy twitter.com/pfenomenologis…
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spicy pisces
@itsabsaf
Girls who were gossiped about by young women’s leaders are hot now
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spicy pisces
@itsabsaf
Me: *minding my own business*
My brain: you didn’t heard this from me, but some little birdie told me…Usnavi had sex with Yolanda
My brain: you didn’t heard this from me, but some little birdie told me…Usnavi had sex with Yolanda
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bed bath and beyonce
@itsabsaf
my life is just too much to handle some times pic.twitter.com/vvP0E0nP26
more plants than friends
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Not me watching The Mandalorian on my ex’s parents’ Disney+ account
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official whoreticulture student
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“Of course you’re allowed to feel that way! But if you ever express it in any way I’m going to interrupt you to tell you you’re wrong ”
a little bit alexis
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@jet_set And also you do very nice things for other people who are sick
abbie thanksgiving to you
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DANIEL THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER WINS THE GROUP pic.twitter.com/wZlosED4nE
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abs
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@itsabsaf Their response is Not All Men, and also to tell you that unfortunately the people who hurt your friends… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
