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one headed goat
@itsmarto_
If they interview you and hire you the same day
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marto_ke
@itsmarto_
Comrades, supper cheapest ushai nunua ilikuwa ya how much ?
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marto_ke
@itsmarto_
About 2.4M Nairobians are drunk at the moment.
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marto_ke
@itsmarto_
It's turn out that this will be the most peaceful weekend since the both teams have lost
REEL GOAT
@itsmarto_
You check on someone and they bluetick you
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Marto_ke
@itsmarto_
Mothers have Motherβs Day and fathers have Fatherβs Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday
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Marto_ke
@itsmarto_
To all the girls who visit their boyfriends and put their phone on Airplane Mode...Your plane will crash one day
Marto_ke
@itsmarto_
Im so glad girls can't nut in us...I just know i would be a single father
Marto_ke
@itsmarto_
The problem with the ugly people they expect too much from a camera
Marto_ke
@itsmarto_
Vile economy ni mbaya, I cannot even trust my girlfriend with my Wallet
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
