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smudge
@itsthatsmudge
Stop being dramatic. I only tazed you once.
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smudge
@itsthatsmudge
Am I keeping you up?
*posts boobs*
Oh, yes, I am!
*posts boobs*
Oh, yes, I am!
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smudge
@itsthatsmudge
Climate change is real. Your coffee gets cold real quick, when you argue with stupid people.
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smudge
@itsthatsmudge
Dumps like a truck
Guys like what
Guys like what
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@itsthatsmudge
I'm over dumb people today, is there a way I can stop dealing with myself
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@itsthatsmudge
You are parked in the friend zone, move your shit, no sex here
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S M U D G E ๐ค
@itsthatsmudge
If life gives you lemon, squirt it in someone's eyes. You must not suffer alone
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S M U D G E ๐ค
@itsthatsmudge
Be someone's sunshine everyday.
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S M U D G E ๐ค
@itsthatsmudge
Is biting them a form of self care?
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S M U D G E ๐ค
@itsthatsmudge
'Lighthen the fuck up'
~me, to bleached buttholes
~me, to bleached buttholes
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S M U D G E ๐ค
@itsthatsmudge
You deserve someone who gives great hugs and is always up for tacos
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
