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Jordan Matthews
@j_mattio
If you arenβt there for your friends in their time of need you are a fucking wank person.
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Jordan Matthews
@j_mattio
My dads brought Alexa and keeps setting reminders for my mom to suck him off ffs stop
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Jordan Matthews
@j_mattio
nothing worse than taking someone the airport just to drop them off take me with
Jordan Matthews
@j_mattio
wake up everyday with my throat feeling like i swallowed a razorblade water aint even curing this
Jordan Matthews
@j_mattio
if i stay in my room all day then go work and back home hopefully nothing will go wrong
jordan matthews
@j_mattio
wish u could send an emoji that gives the person on the otherside of the phone an electric shock id fuck u all up with it
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
