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jahmauer
Tonight's Schedule

5 pm: contemplate my purpose and direction

6 pm: play scrabble
Retweet of status by @longjohnshaggy
03 Jun 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tonight's Schedule 5 pm: contemplate my purpose and direction 6 pm: play scrabbleโ„ข

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jahmauer
Nobody:

Someone who is 1/16th italian: I'm ITALIAN and us ITALIANS are STRONG and FEISTY and we KNOW our PIZZA
Retweet of status by @Spider_Alex_
19 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody: Someone who is 1/16th italian: I'm ITALIAN๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น and us ITALIANS are STRONG๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช and FEISTY๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก and we KNOW our PIZZA๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•
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jahmauer
My friends not
believing theyโ€™re
beautiful and Me
valuable people
Retweet of status by @JeffMyspace
19 Apr 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My friends not believing theyโ€™re ๐Ÿคบ beautiful and Me valuable people
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jahmauer
apparently a 12 pack and 1 bottle cheap wine is god's current formula for my perfect drunk. thank u god
Retweet of status by @egglume6001
12 Apr 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote apparently a 12 pack and 1 bottle cheap wine is god's current formula for my perfect drunk. thank u god ๐Ÿ‘Š
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jahmauer
Oh is that your girl? Then why does she keep telling me I have the right to remain silent?
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
11 Apr 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh is that your girl? ๐ŸงThen why does she keep telling me I have the right to remain silent? ๐Ÿ˜
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jahmauer
Hey Twitter- let's play!!

Tag 3 small accounts for Follows & RT love...
Explore the other tags, give Follows/RTsโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โ€ฆ
Retweet of status by @abnormable
24 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐Ÿ’ซHey Twitter- let's play!! Tag 3 small accounts for Follows & RT love...๐Ÿ’ž Explore the other tags, give Follows/RTsโ€ฆ https://t.co/xg4FdZmW7n
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jahmauer
me: heard you got injured from the war

him: yeah he had a really strong thumb
Retweet of status by @mrtiredeyes
23 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: heard you got injured from the war him: yeah ๐Ÿ˜” he had a really strong thumb
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jahmauer
[rayban store]

manager: we donโ€™t serve your kind here

stingray:
Retweet of status by @_squiggz
08 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote [rayban store] manager: we donโ€™t serve your kind here stingray: ๐Ÿ˜”
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jahmauer
we good until someone unplug my nightlight
,
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\/ โ€˜
|
โ€™
Retweet of status by @uhhdane
05 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote we good until someone unplug my nightlight , โ€ข-โœŠ-โœŠ|========> \๐Ÿ‘ฟ/ โ€˜ | ๐Ÿฆตโ€™๐Ÿฆต
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jahmauer
me, sipping tea by the harbor:

me, dropped tea:

founding fathers:

british:
Retweet of status by @_squiggz
01 Mar 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote me, sipping tea by the harbor: ๐Ÿ˜„โ˜•๏ธ me, dropped tea: ๐Ÿ˜” founding fathers: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ british: ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ค
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jahmauer
@dagreb @OctopusCaveman haha yeah farting, that's what I was thinking too
25 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @dagreb @OctopusCaveman haha yeah farting, that's what I was thinking too ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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