iEmoji Feeds @Amir Blumenfeld (jakeandamir)
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Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Yeah but WHO COMPOSED IT? twitter.com/rexchapman/staโฆ
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Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Oh man. Did NOT expect this to blow up Um, Donโt have a soundcloud yet, but I can rap something in here if someboโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Whoa, the Knicks donโt play until November 15. Weird schedule quirk but I respect it.
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Shakespeare never said TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE.
โYes he did.โ
No. He WROTE IT. Laertes SAID IT.
โ...You suck.โ
โYes he did.โ
No. He WROTE IT. Laertes SAID IT.
โ...You suck.โ
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
UNSOLICITED ADVICE: Make your breath bad. It gives you an excuse for why nobody wants to smooch
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Your porn name is your motherโs maiden name and your credit card number hyphen GMail password Jr.
Lol whatโs urs?
Lol whatโs urs?
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Watching #Lorena โ I hope I never get THE BOBBIT
No but in all honesty itโs a pretty eye opening documentary aboโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
No but in all honesty itโs a pretty eye opening documentary aboโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Laker fans Anthony Davis checklist:
Davis has a big game
But loses
At home
To a bad team
in a quiet arenโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Davis has a big game
But loses
At home
To a bad team
in a quiet arenโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Iโm lactose incorrigible.
Whenever I have milk, I donโt get gassy I get SASSY!
Whenever I have milk, I donโt get gassy I get SASSY!
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Instead of cooking, I just eat the ingredients. It saves time, and my asshole doesnโt even know the difference! โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Amir Blumenfeld
@jakeandamir
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our bicoastal podcasting family who still don't have a photo together! pic.twitter.com/LhkVxgO95p
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
