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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Ur a straight up muppet if you put pics of your new clobber online with the Selfridges bag & receipt included
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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Need to meet someone whoโs gna feed me n turn me into the fat twat I wanna be
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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Gay nx dr neighbour absolutely begs it
Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Kids r gay these days not had one snowball thrown at my car
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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Launch control on, car suckkkkssss off
Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Took my 13yr old lil sis to mostack an got her beved, my days canโt u tell weโre related
Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Can I really be arsed driving to Edinburgh today
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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Love them funky African weddings u see on Twitter, shame ain't no African pastor gonna marry 2 men
Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
so my little cousins just got his GCSEs n he's come out with 1 A*, 7 As an 2 Bs. Well done jayboy
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Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
Part time ballers who think they smash it cause they sell bash
Jake Scott
@jakescott_2
What someone thinks they know an what they do know are 2 complete different things
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
