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jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
10 minutes ago my mom was telling my dad to stop treating me like a child, and she comes up and says are you okay staying home
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jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
"Father please forgive me, I am a fuckboy"
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jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
That odd satisfying feeling when you tell people your major and their response is just "ooooohhhh"
jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
When you have an assignment due tonight and the system isn't working
jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
When you're in a different city but your sister is the best & makes sure it's delivered before your birthday! pic.twitter.com/WPuQb9tsqj
jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
My brother called me to catch up and to say happy early birthday!
jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
someone send a california burrito
Retweet of status by @AngeliqueDayap
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jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
Lowkey freaking out cause I may have lost my pencil case I've had since freshman year of high school
jasmine
@jasmineeortiz
These campechana fries better be worth it cause I waited 30 minutes after I paid
the wanderer
@jasmineeortiz
@AngeliqueDayap I literally sent that to my sister today
the wanderer
@jasmineeortiz
Just saw a dog with a broken leg trying to run, let me love you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
