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Clark
@jaymclarky
@haileybouche I just picture someone physically trying to rip ornaments out of your hands lol. And you relentlessly decorating anyway
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Clark
@jaymclarky
Iβm all about that self love
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Clark
@jaymclarky
Thankful today and everyday for friends that are right there when you need them. Iβm talking about you @jaymclarky , you da best
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Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
Happy 118th Birthday to my favorite writer...Ernest Miller Hemingway!
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Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport. Jay Slay is back people
Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
On a date and he asked me what I look for in a guy: "Emotionally unavailable and/or damaged. Uses me. Never texts back. Lies to my face"
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Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
IM GOING TO HAVE A NEPHEW!!
Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
Boys, bring me to your Christmas parties. I'm a classy drunk and do a great Borat impression.
Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
This Don Tequila business is don tekillin my margarita lovin soul.
Jess Clark
@jaymclarky
Not gonna lie, I think @lenadunham is arrogant, entitled, and masking her insecurities in feminism. That's not what my feminism looks like
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
