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Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
Lead the country to shit and then leave
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Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
I need wine
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Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
The problem with bigger houses is they don't get warm can't wait for my little 2 bed
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
George is super cute #ImACeleb
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
My cat takes up residence in my room when I'm away for a few days and this time I've come back to a smashed iPad screen
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
@APearso @markriley_ I think alternatives are nicer and easier!
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Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
James is the only one who is out of bed and ready to go, see ya later then mate
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
@_bbbbrogan haha! Thanks, so generous!
Jourdan Colegate
@jccolegz
Today is just a terrible, terrible day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
