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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
itβs lord of the wings night two towers edition with my roommate and her bf: Kevin pic.twitter.com/CqHIDDxOyt
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
Unlimited data but no one to spend it with
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
auntie jenny never wants to take me to mcdonny's again
im just a kid my life is a nightmare !!!!!!!!!
im just a kid my life is a nightmare !!!!!!!!!
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
I love older man culture when a guy meets his friend at my shop and immediately pulls out a crisp βoh no, hasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
netflix: watch this show
me: no
netflix: please
me: fine
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me: wow i loved that please make more
netflix: nah it fuckin sucks
me: no
netflix: please
me: fine
[later]
me: wow i loved that please make more
netflix: nah it fuckin sucks
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
I wish there was a way to know youβre in the happy honda days before youβve actually left them
John DiStefano
@jdistef93
My official statement regarding the question:
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
@jdistef93 @Mark_DiStefano Ugh I forgot that also wasnβt you guys in The Social Network
John DiStefano
@jdistef93
Tell me Mike Pence isnβt a Marvel Villain easily in Hydra the whole time
John DiStefano
@jdistef93
bruuuuuh
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John DiStefano
@jdistef93
@Mark_DiStefano @bringinkakiback This made us literally laugh out loud. And thanks for all those likes over the years!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
