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Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
If you'll excuse me, there's a burrito in my purse that I really must tend to
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Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
Just landed and checked my email... Where I found out that I'll be speaking at @oreillysecurity in NYC in late October!!!
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@jessysaurusrex
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| encrypt ur |
| hard drive, |
| encrypt ur |
| life |
|＿＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
| encrypt ur |
| hard drive, |
| encrypt ur |
| life |
|＿＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
"This is p cool," says the recovering art historian Munch, Monet, Michelangelo: High art through a LEGO lens bit.ly/1XKSwz3
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
*checks 'Recently Watched' in netflix, almost everything is a murder mystery*
It is entirely possible that I'm feeling stabby rn
It is entirely possible that I'm feeling stabby rn
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
I haven't stopped laughing at this yet pic.twitter.com/yXmIJwwWn1
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
May 2016, so far:
Slayed demon
Achieved life goal
Dropped dead weight
Ended source of misery
Adventured my ass off
Come at me, June
Slayed demon
Achieved life goal
Dropped dead weight
Ended source of misery
Adventured my ass off
Come at me, June
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Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
Live-tweeting @Defensivesec's DBIR episode with @wendyck + @InfoSecSherpa tomorrow. Join us at 3 PM EST/ 12 PM PST under #llamasquad!
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
Real friends help you threat model and plan opsec for your giant new sunglasses that reflect everything CC @pisseditguy
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| get ur ugly |
| legislation |
| away from |
| my crypto|
| ＿＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
| get ur ugly |
| legislation |
| away from |
| my crypto|
| ＿＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
Jessy Irwin
@jessysaurusrex
25 minutes later:
"Wait, you can buy malware? You don't even have to personally make it anymore? I am never internetting again, bye"
"Wait, you can buy malware? You don't even have to personally make it anymore? I am never internetting again, bye"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
