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Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Parallel parked perfectly on the first try on High Street with no extra space
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Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
I did not wear sunglasses today
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Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Can confirm "@kevin_sloan: after shaving and cutting my hair, i now look like a giant walking penis #ThanksObama "
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Chris Webber, what are you saying?! How could the Big Man upstairs not be on Notre Dame's side?! They have Touchdown Jesus!!
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
@kevin_sloan holding strong at a 1.82
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Not having to get up for lab on the day of an exam >
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Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Happy birthday, @_ForeverKayt!! (sorry I'm bad at remembering these)
Remember, 20 ISN'T 21!
Remember, 20 ISN'T 21!
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
I would choose the week without 2 days of class and with little to no time to study on the other 3 days to get my together
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
Weekends shouldn't have alarms
Jacob Grimm
@jgrimm36
I just got another Friends joke! Something new every time through the series
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
