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Sophie
@jil_slander
Girls who called you a dyke in high school will post “my heart is so full ” and it’s a picture of her boyfriend s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Sophie
@jil_slander
Damn bro...... what IS all this then
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Sophie
@jil_slander
Please... God... I am begging you... bring back mids
Sophie
@jil_slander
When David Byrne said “this ain’t no party..... this ain’t no disco.....” yeah
Sophie
@jil_slander
Who wanna come hide from mom in one of these bitches with me pic.twitter.com/q7DvxcFQyw
Sophie
@jil_slander
Damn life really is a highway..... might ride her all night long
Sophie
@jil_slander
I wanna go to a club and dance so hard to scary techno my friends are like “u good???”!!!!!!!
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Sophie
@jil_slander
Me writing a 200-line JavaScript program: idk
Me fixing my friend’s laptop by turning it off and on again: WOMEN IN STEM
Me fixing my friend’s laptop by turning it off and on again: WOMEN IN STEM
Sophie
@jil_slander
Hey anyone know what the point of this website is ? Specifically for me like why do i do this
Sophie
@jil_slander
Just got an email saying I'm nominated for an Emmy for "best portrayal of dumb bitch"??? I wasn't acting
Sophie
@jil_slander
I'm good luv enjoy pic.twitter.com/xkyQTiwqPK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
