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@joanabananaaa
me: "let me marry ur brother so I can be ur sister"
j: nah
me: "bartender bf has a brother, want him?"
j: nah
I'm just tryna be ur sister
j: nah
me: "bartender bf has a brother, want him?"
j: nah
I'm just tryna be ur sister
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@joanabananaaa
It makes me so sad to see that Tatum follows trump I honestly thought she was one of the smarter josephs
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Some customer who tried to scam me over the summer came back & tried to scam me today too. Joke's on her cause I already have her # blocked
joana
@joanabananaaa
Just said bye to my best friend, roommate, & sister. This is the worst part about leaving. See you later jojo pic.twitter.com/yODRPjCPPD
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@joanabananaaa
jojo opens a can of peace tea, takes a sip, looks at the can and says "crap, I didn't shake well."
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jΓΈana
@joanabananaaa
Why do Caterpillars scare me so much
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@joanabananaaa
Imagine standing in front of Josh's house with a boom box blasting Holding On To You and waiting for him to backflip out of his window
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@joanabananaaa
@MattyBRaps hi Matt! What did you do today? I gone to the doctor because you stole my heart
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@joanabananaaa
@joanabananaaa "hey rain do you wanna eat avo toast & exercise while holding hands?!" my dream
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@joanabananaaa
@joanabananaaa I love tuna and avoideveryone salad
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@joanabananaaa
me updating my rΓ©sumΓ©: "I don't have any skills"
jojo: "I got like 550 followers on Twitter, hit me up doe!"
jojo: "I got like 550 followers on Twitter, hit me up doe!"
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
