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jodie
@jodedray
offered to cook the Sunday Dinner so my mum doesn't have to on Mother's Day, she laughed in my face and told me to piss off
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jodie
@jodedray
hate feeling hungover cos you've had too much sleep, I'm being punished for being boring
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
