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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
I know my dad secretly do be wanting to smack the hell outta me
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Kenya watching the Nigerian elections after electing their own clowns.... pic.twitter.com/lJfoIBU9CM
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Could you really blame queer people for thinking Chilobaβs death was a hate crime? Pls, this is not the gotcha moment you think it is
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Bagged the job twitter.com/1kennytobiko/sβ¦
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Kama ni wewe unaniombea nisipate mapenzi if itβs not with you pls hmu then. Tumalize hii mambo my dear
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
I just want more opportunities this second quarter of the year. Mungu cheza kama wewe niko ready
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Doggy for one year straight whilst in a relationship is brazy that man hated the sight of her
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
What do mean happy hour ends at 7?? why canβt we be happy the whole night??
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Jordan
@jordanandthighs
my friend drunk called her boyfriend confessing her undying love for him credit ikaisha akaanza kumake out w a strβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Jordan
@jordanandthighs
Queefing is so embarrassing wtf
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
