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jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
Pre eastern electrics is in full swing
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jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
When a girl tweets "This " I don't even need to open the picture cause I know it's a paragraph about a bunch of shit no man is gonna do
Retweet of status by @MrAshleyCain
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jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
Just in tesco garage, some bird was buying 50 shades of grey film and a cucumber!! go on girl!
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
R.i.p my budgie
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
If theres a 9-darter in the MVG match im laughin!
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
First time ever everything i bought from asos fits!
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
@EdrisAlizada fuckinell!
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jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
Emotional finishing the whole of the U.S office and knowing they are not making anymore
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
Im gonna be a dad!!
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
No more house parties, no matter how much i clean up it doesnt seem to be any tidier
jordan martin
@jordanmartin92
New TV delivered tomorrow cant wait
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
