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Jord
@jordphillipine
Genuinely had the best/longest weekend ever and to top it off I came home to a clean house
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Jord
@jordphillipine
Puerto Rico has no water or electricity, you cheeto faced fuck. twitter.com/realdonaldtrumβ¦
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Jord
@jordphillipine
THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/HckbAsNKBS
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Jord
@jordphillipine
Who needs a thriving social life when you can sit at home and have a Redbox movie date night with yourself and no pants?
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Jord
@jordphillipine
Woke up, took Kell to get groomed, brunch, got my hair cut, napped and was a lazy piece of shit for the remainder of the day
Jord
@jordphillipine
Driving through Manayunk in the snow is a lot like driving through South Philly except more fun because it's all uphill
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Jord
@jordphillipine
@jordphillipine dot com!
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Jord
@jordphillipine
Look at the Gallagher brothers pic.twitter.com/b3mwp4XCAL
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Jord
@jordphillipine
@moodsaf22 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Jord
@jordphillipine
THIS BROKE MY HEART. GIVE THIS MAN HIS DOG BACK pic.twitter.com/zPPcPHJVDa
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
