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shorty macc
@josemartinez_1
Just want cuddles and besitos rn
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
But like will Barnes and Noble stay open ??? Ima need some books to hold me over for this shit.
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
the amount of people putting ketchup on their tamales today is sickening
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
My doggo might need surgery
shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
Yooo they got surgery for everything but your shitty ass attitude
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
I was sitting on the hood of a car and I farted and the alarm went off. Like damn mybad you sensitive ass hoe
shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
If youβre having a bad day just remember I once bought tickets to see a hockey game and it turned out to be tickets to Disney on ice
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
I swear I stay up late every night for no damn reason
shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
Harmless prank. pic.twitter.com/fK5sX91ZCe
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shorty maccπ½
@josemartinez_1
I feel like Iβm going to be a father in 2019
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
