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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
I spilled a can of paint in the garage,#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
*the guy from Breakfast Club I'm stoned and I forgot his name*
*the guy from Breakfast Club I'm stoned and I forgot his name*
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
Because he liked the cubs #IOnlyDatedMySecondCousin
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
@NeedAnothrDrink Yeah they sneak back, triggered by the first attractive man that says โhow you doing?โ
Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
#IWouldntBeCaughtDeadWearing
fur of course! That would be Pawful!!!!
fur of course! That would be Pawful!!!!
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
If I had $1 for every coupon Iโve forgotten to scan at the grocery store, I wouldnโt need to clip coupons!
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
Hi Lovelies.
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
You decorated your car? ! Oh my gosh*gasp*
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
I love this hashtag, but I got nothing...or do I ??? #ShyamalanAnything
Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
#IThrewOut my back today. And yesterday. And a few days before that. Because old af.
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Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
Thereโs my second fire of the season & nothing fancy about it I am stone mellow right now pic.twitter.com/XnhouUvUjv
Ms. Winston Smith
@judenmarysmomma
#MyFourMainFoodGroups
Coffee
Fancy Feast
Alcohol
More Coffee
@pawsometags
Coffee
Fancy Feast
Alcohol
More Coffee
@pawsometags
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
