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jsmooth
@juhhjordan
I cannot wait twitter.com/paytonn_walterβ¦
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jsmooth
@juhhjordan
@CoachVenables just out there trying to make plays pic.twitter.com/gEFR12MGpD
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jsmooth
@juhhjordan
@paytonn_walters @bell_carter2 copy cat
jsmooth
@juhhjordan
When boys are half asleep but roll over & wrap their arms around you and pull you closer nothing is better, don't try to argue
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jsmooth
@juhhjordan
a girl I interviewed for my internship position next semester sent a thank you emailing stating I had "ridiculously even eyeliner"
they call me
@juhhjordan
my father obviously loves me for scheduling an oil change at seven a.m.
they call me
@juhhjordan
THE VAMPIRES ARE ON CAMPUS TODAY.
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@juhhjordan
"OT....OTPHJ?? Is that it?!"
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they call me
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playing "hide the toy" with Theo is great because he gets so upset and confused
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@juhhjordan
real conversation I had at work last night:
customer: "so I know your name is ass-tastic, but what is your real name?"
me:
customer: "so I know your name is ass-tastic, but what is your real name?"
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
