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Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
Leaving for Paris tomorrow
Retweet of status by @LylesNoah
15 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Leaving for Paris tomorrow π
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Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
07 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So you guys actually save your exes as Zilizopendwa?
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Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
So its been like what... 5, 6 years since i watched Mother in Law, and my oh my, Tina! The plot isn't the only thing that got thicker!
Retweet of status by @UglyToons
25 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So its been like what... 5, 6 years since i watched Mother in Law, and my oh my, Tina! The plot isn't the only thing that got thicker! πππ
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
A painful story in 5 words:
Nimekuwa nikifanya nini hii semester
Anyway
Nimekuwa nikifanya nini hii semester
Anyway
Retweet of status by @gwwaithaka
15 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A painful story in 5 words:
Nimekuwa nikifanya nini hii semester π
Anywayπ
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
The regret... pic.twitter.com/WEaRJLpCH9
Retweet of status by @OfficialFPL
12 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The regret... π± https://t.co/WEaRJLpCH9
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
Gone are the days when girls would cook like their mothers now they drink like their fathers
Retweet of status by @Queenzara5655
28 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gone are the days when girls would cook like their mothers now they drink like their fathers ππ
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
Isn't Kasarani just Beautiful! Imagine if Each county had a Stadium like this. RETWEET for the Love.
@Ngachaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
@Ngachaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ItsBravin
16 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Isn't Kasarani just Beautiful! Imagine if Each county had a Stadium π like this. RETWEET for the Love.
πΈ @Ngachaβ¦ https://t.co/u9SoWOqjDh
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Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
In high school we used to call relaxing 'ku-feng' and I swear I'm on a one man mission to bring that word back
Retweet of status by @theebadbwoyowen
17 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In high school we used to call relaxing 'ku-feng' and I swear I'm on a one man mission to bring that word backπππ
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
Lose your phone and get a kabambe = knowing your true friends. Your kabambe is gonna be dry af except when your man ama girl calls
Retweet of status by @Francescaofware
11 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lose your phone and get a kabambe = knowing your true friendsπ. Your kabambe is gonna be dry af except when your man ama girl callsπ
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
The number of times my female friends have caught me checking out their boobs I need salvation maan
Retweet of status by @Itsboychild
18 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The number of times my female friends have caught me checking out their boobsπππ I need salvation maanπ₯π₯
Kangethe Mark
@kangethe_mark
Be honest have u ever offered someone food in hopes of them saying "NO"?
Retweet of status by @ElkaNahKipNgeno
17 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Be honest have u ever offered someone food in hopes of them saying "NO"? πππ₯πππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ