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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product i can afford ?
Alexa : Apple Juice
Alexa : Apple Juice
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
I have won more than 20 journalism awards, but my mom will still be proud of me only when Iβll start doing Pranayam.
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
At 3 AM
She: *I am sure he is dreaming abt me*
Me: *Why does 144p appears like 720p with partially closed eyes *
She: *I am sure he is dreaming abt me*
Me: *Why does 144p appears like 720p with partially closed eyes *
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
Imma try this then get slapped by mother for wasting water twitter.com/keanu_nakamotoβ¦
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
@ThePublius2020 @Ant_F3ltz One paedophile is dead.
What more do you want?
What more do you want?
karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
@whosthatmiss Wow. Indian girls be like "Don't call me after 4pm or my mom would know about us" and expect a picnic in the woods.
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
You donβt follow me. Is it because Iβm not brown? @karanbirtinna
karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
@leeleebb21 This means more to me that one time I got an extra chicken nugget in my McDonald's order.
karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
Whoa! When did I I tweet this ? Lol
Love you all, beautiful people.
Love you all, beautiful people.
karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
The feeling when someone finds your old tweets and retweets them. That.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
