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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
2 years ago I was in Chicago saying farewell to Forever Halloween
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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
When your babes @stfupdestinee is your server.
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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
Y'all crying over the audio jack being gone on the iPhone 7. Did you even pay attention? There's an adapter to use headphones/aux cords.
Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
When you really like someone and want to spend time with them but they put in no effort and never hang out with you
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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
When it's 78 degrees in your house but you fucking hate Ameren so you won't turn the air on.
Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
@Cody1908Cody but he understands what Jimmy John's is
Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
When your mom literally only texts you about bills. So every time you get a text from her you look like this
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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
Oh, Martha! Oh, Christmas!!
Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
You always wonder why you choose shitty girls to date. But maybe if you got to know them first you could prevent this... Just an idea?
Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
"I've never sucked a dick before, this could get interesting.."
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Kassie Lynch
@kassielynch
@christianavick I got a new phone so I don't have your number!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
