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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
@kayycorso This seems to be a pattern with us. At least it was vegan though
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
Im deadass crying at the covfefe tweet
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
When u see fellow hoes Werqin the block... #DaytimeHookin @trixiemattel pic.twitter.com/W86TnJZIoA
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
Don't say you're a true American unless youve had a threesome with Uncle Sam and George Washington
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
My aunt was obliterated at my parents wedding mass and when she went up to read the first reading she read the gospel instead
Kathleen
@kathleen_93
if E.T.
and my girl
both drowning
and I could only save one
Catch me at her funeral
with the Reese's Pieces
phoning home
and my girl
both drowning
and I could only save one
Catch me at her funeral
with the Reese's Pieces
phoning home
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
When you find the Shameless house but the actual owner walks out during your photo sesh guess the Gallaghers dontβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
Skiddly zee bop zoop doop bee bop scoodly doobadee zayyyy pic.twitter.com/hAwcxKQ9aV
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Kathleen
@kathleen_93
Im at bar and a guy just pretended to throw a lasso around me and pull it closer and i pretended to cut it with a scissor
Kathleen
@kathleen_93
I live for the nights i wont remember with the people i'll never forget
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
