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sad kirby
@keatonmerrell
“ACTUALLY obscure edition” pic.twitter.com/w4RZzse6ce
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sad kirby
@keatonmerrell
“Radiohead lyrics are too esoteric and vague” “I never understand what Thom York is saying” pic.twitter.com/ZqqonhEjZT
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sad kirby
@keatonmerrell
Doing family karaoke with the in-laws and me and my wife are gonna do that new Kendrick Lamar song, We Cry Together
#CoupleGoals
#CoupleGoals
sad kirby
@keatonmerrell
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never be the funny one, and will forever be the hot one
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sad kirby
@keatonmerrell
Taylor has the Swifties
Charli has the Angels
Gaga has the Little Monsters
And Fantano has the virgins
Charli has the Angels
Gaga has the Little Monsters
And Fantano has the virgins
keats
@keatonmerrell
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never be the funny one, and will forever be the hot one
keats
@keatonmerrell
wishing all of you a based thanksgiving no matter how cringe your family is
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keats
@keatonmerrell
I hate film Twitter, they’ll try and convince you that Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) is a bad movie
It’s not
It’s a good movie
It’s not
It’s a good movie
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keats
@keatonmerrell
nooo the clothes I’ve been wearing for five days straight are too stinky to wear
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keats
@keatonmerrell
Everybody hates socialism until they want some of your dried mango
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keats
@KeatonMerrell
Didn’t get a kiss on Martin Luther King Jr. Day Eve... oh well, next year I guess
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
