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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
Me: hey!
Them: *no reply*
K I’ll just go fuck myself
Them: *no reply*
K I’ll just go fuck myself
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
My body pillow doesn't complain when I cuddle it. It doesn't complain when I dont cuddle it. It doesn't complain when it's on the floor
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
@TexanLoneStar Excuse me....fuckface.....why you so ugly tho
kelley🌻
@kelley9326
So single I cuddle with a body pillow every night
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
Lmao I officially give up on relationships man... every relationship I try to establish fails fuck this nonsense
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
What happened?!?! pic.twitter.com/XITI2lKu7o
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
All my life consist of anymore is laundry and Netflix
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
I just wanna have someone I can call mine
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
Accurate pic.twitter.com/o010kRTaN5
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kelley🌻
@kelley9326
The struggle of having a lifted truck and not being able to fit in the drive thru car wash..
#HandWashOnly
#HandWashOnly
kelley🌻
@kelley9326
I don't remember any republican boycotting Obama's inauguration, maybe 1 or 2 but 55 democrats are boycotting Trumps which is so pathetic
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
