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Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
66% of weddings I've been to have ended in divorce
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Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
I wanna see get out but all of my three friends saw it without me
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Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them but I hope I never see them again
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
Me: Are you up to date on the Taylor/Kim/Kanye drama?
Sister: I know he took the mic from her that one time.
Sister: I know he took the mic from her that one time.
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
I luv ing
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@kellysuxxx
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
โ@jordanpereira23: Florham Park liquors sold a million dollar power ball ticket โ @LauR0se you??????
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Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
Just finished Serial and read the interviews and I'm distraught
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
โ@TheDailyOtter: Otters meet in the hallway ottertube: dailyotter.org/2015/01/06/ottโฆ pic.twitter.com/1e4GlFqjGbโ
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
@allyshulman fitz!!!
Kelly Alexandria
@kellysuxxx
My dad just got an iPhone. He called me and asked if he could take a selfie without turning the phone around #dontwanttotellhim #frontcam
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
