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Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
I might die if someone ever did this for me pic.twitter.com/ZFuJPvS0FZ
Retweet of status by @_CollegeHumor_
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Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
When people say "we'll hang out a ton this summer!" and then don't invite you to anything.
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Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
It's a full moon and the antelope had babies. Lord, please don't let me get eaten by coyotes when I walk into my house.
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
Just realized I left another water bottle in class today. That's now 5 that have been donated to the classroom building. Damn you, biology
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
@KatyZahorik Anything with Tarzan and/or the gorillas on it!
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
Lol I just got flipped off by a greasy meth head for staring at her at a stoplight.
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
I love kappa because we have bacon at least 3 times a week and it's always crispy.
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Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
And we're off! In less than 24 hours I'll be in Costa Rica!
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
@AliBallard1 this one is still my favorite though. http://t.co/bFZLCOqTpp
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
S/O to the kids getting arrested outside my window right now.
Kellsey Hansen
@khansen28
@AliBallard1 @JamesRosenbaum Please tweet your twat before time runs out.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
