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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Everyone on here is always like โWhy is the SUN wearing sunglasses?! To protect it from ITSELF? โ
The earth is 70โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
The earth is 70โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
#SantasHusband is still โTemporarily out of stockโ on @amazon, BUT available to order again. amazon.com/dp/0062748742/
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
@iamkateherron Honor is all mine. #HailToTheKing
Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Portrait of the author as an ankylosaurus by @sassquachcomics for #PrincessDinosaur on sale now:โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Our next childrenโs book, #PrincessDinosaur comes out January 2021 and is available for preorder from @Target.โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Youโre an asshole
Mister Grinch
Youโre a worthless piece of shit
I would stab you in broad daylight
I would burnโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Mister Grinch
Youโre a worthless piece of shit
I would stab you in broad daylight
I would burnโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Great thread twitter.com/edwardnorton/sโฆ
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Proud of my 90 year old mom voting in the rain!! No excuses America!! pic.twitter.com/Um0iOFT1Ls
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Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
@jamestimmer Must be nice.
Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
Started typing โMight fuck around andโโ and Autocorrect changed it to NIGHT DUCK.
Anyway
Anyway
Daniel Kibblesmith
@kibblesmith
@daveanthony @MaraWilson Canโt spell nerds without
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
