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kkay
@kkalene09
All these relationship goals and no life goals. y’all mfs gonna be the cutest couple at the Salvation Army.
05 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All these relationship goals and no life goals. 😒 y’all mfs gonna be the cutest couple at the Salvation Army.
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kkay
@kkalene09
Sometimes the only closure you need is closing your mouth & moving on
27 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes the only closure you need is closing your mouth & moving on✌🏼
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kkay
@kkalene09
I hate getting flashbacks from things I don’t want to remember
09 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate getting flashbacks from things I don’t want to remember 😣
kkay
@kkalene09
It’s almost Halloween. You gotta scare him during sex. Say his homeboys name.
20 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s almost Halloween. You gotta scare him during sex. Say his homeboys name. 👻🤭☠️
kkay
@kkalene09
I once asked a girl “whose pussy is this” during sex and she replied
“not yours but it’s your turn”
“not yours but it’s your turn”
Retweet of status by @pat_rick_u
01 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I once asked a girl “whose pussy is this” during sex and she replied
“not yours but it’s your turn”
💀💀😭😭😂😂
kkay
@kkalene09
Putting my face in between your booty cheeks is my favorite thing to do
@kkalene09 pic.twitter.com/nxSoGpcfNW
@kkalene09 pic.twitter.com/nxSoGpcfNW
Retweet of status by @pat_rick_u
04 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Putting my face in between your booty cheeks is my favorite thing to do🤗
@kkalene09 https://t.co/nxSoGpcfNW
kkay
@kkalene09
New iPhone got so many cameras, I hope that shit can see who real or not.
21 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote New iPhone got so many cameras, I hope that shit can see who real or not. 👀
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31 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Argue with one bitch and BOOM Here com her friends...okay power ranger. Let’s fight🙄
kkay
@kkalene09
GIVEAWAY
(5) lucky winners will win (2) limited express entry tickets to rhythm&bae!
To win :
- fav&RT thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
(5) lucky winners will win (2) limited express entry tickets to rhythm&bae!
To win :
- fav&RT thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @nowyouseemedia
18 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🇬🇺🚨GIVEAWAY🚨🇬🇺
(5) lucky winners will win (2) limited express entry tickets to rhythm&bae!
To win :
- fav&RT thi… https://t.co/HQL9i11Uru
kkay
@kkalene09
Doctor: do you feel safe at home?
Me: no, these bills trying to kill me!!
Me: no, these bills trying to kill me!!
Retweet of status by @bellaarellaa
08 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doctor: do you feel safe at home?
Me: no, these bills trying to kill me!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭
kkay
@kkalene09
Top 3 things women are good at ignoring:
1. Their check engine light
2. DM’s
3. All the red flags he be showing
1. Their check engine light
2. DM’s
3. All the red flags he be showing
Retweet of status by @centerfoldgold
08 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Top 3 things women are good at ignoring:
1. Their check engine light
2. DM’s
3. All the red flags 🚩 he be showing
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊