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@kristalocasio
Pls snow enough so I have off work tomorrow
Retweet of status by @MikeeDamelio
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pls snow enough so I have off work tomorrow π€
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morticia
@kristalocasio
if your "man" has to hide you from his parents and social media, honey that's not your man
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if your "man" has to hide you from his parents and social media, honey that's not your manπ€
morticia
@kristalocasio
My new car dealership paid off my old car but over paid so my old car dealership had sent me a check with the difference and not them
17 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My new car dealership paid off my old car but over paid so my old car dealership had sent me a check with the difference and not themππ
morticia
@kristalocasio
Alright now I'm in my feels some girl in the locker room just told me I was body goals, dead ass I almost started crying thank you hunny
09 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Alright now I'm in my feels some girl in the locker room just told me I was body goals, dead ass I almost started crying thank you hunnyππ©
morticia
@kristalocasio
The fact that they are opening a new playa bowls literally a minute away from my house makes me so happy
Retweet of status by @AlyssaOcasio
17 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The fact that they are opening a new playa bowls literally a minute away from my house makes me so happyπ±π±ππ
morticia
@kristalocasio
I swear there's nothing sexier than a man in a uniform
Retweet of status by @jenna_boyle_
13 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I swear there's nothing sexier than a man in a uniform π
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morticia
@kristalocasio
I LOVE HOLIDAY SHOPPING, I LOVE BUYING GIFTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. TIS THE FREAKIN SEASON
28 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I LOVE HOLIDAY SHOPPING, I LOVE BUYING GIFTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. TIS THE FREAKIN SEASONπ
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morticia
@kristalocasio
Don't forget about the men and women who can't come home for thanksgiving.
Retweet of status by @emilyrfrey
24 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't forget about the men and women who can't come home for thanksgiving. πΊπΈ
morticia
@kristalocasio
I put the laughter in slaughter
Retweet of status by @oliviaxoxlol
09 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I put the laughter in slaughter π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ