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krysta
@krystanoell
: "911, what's your emergency?"
: "My wife is in labor!"
: "Ok sir, is this her first child?"
: "Um, no, this is her husband!"
: "My wife is in labor!"
: "Ok sir, is this her first child?"
: "Um, no, this is her husband!"
Retweet of status by @nestbedding
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐ฎโโ๏ธ: "911, what's your emergency?"
๐จโ๐ญ: "My wife is in labor!"
๐ฎโโ๏ธ: "Ok sir, is this her first child?"
๐จโ๐ญ: "Um, no, this is her husband!"
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krysta
@krystanoell
It's coming true, Kim... twitter.com/kimmymonte/staโฆ
Retweet of status by @Lin_Manuel
06 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's coming true, Kim...๐คก https://t.co/893c7DuB8X
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krysta
@krystanoell
This corgi is trying to share his bone with his reflection and it's the cutest thing I've seen today pic.twitter.com/g7FTDzQ0gp
Retweet of status by @GirlPosts
08 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This corgi is trying to share his bone with his reflection and it's the cutest thing I've seen today ๐ญ๐ญ https://t.co/g7FTDzQ0gp
krysta
@krystanoell
I would be so happy if someone did this for me pic.twitter.com/U6P3INF2Mn
Retweet of status by @GirlPosts
29 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I would be so happy if someone did this for me ๐ญ๐ญ https://t.co/U6P3INF2Mn
krysta
@krystanoell
RT TO WIN: BOTH MORPHE PALETTES IN SHIMMER & MATTE
(Must be following me & @CIothesPorn to win) pic.twitter.com/GJqPcleq44
(Must be following me & @CIothesPorn to win) pic.twitter.com/GJqPcleq44
Retweet of status by @teenagernotes
26 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT TO WIN: BOTH MORPHE PALETTES IN SHIMMER & MATTE๐บ
(Must be following me & @CIothesPorn to winโจ) https://t.co/GJqPcleq44
krysta
@krystanoell
@meriah_j @lizxcviii Before and after pic.twitter.com/eNZTqqFZ6k
Retweet of status by @ihatejacee
22 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @meriah_j @lizxcviii Before and afterโค๏ธ https://t.co/eNZTqqFZ6k
krysta
@krystanoell
this just made my day pic.twitter.com/eOU5JOocKd
Retweet of status by @FreddyAmazin
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this just made my day ๐ญ โค๏ธhttps://t.co/eOU5JOocKd
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krysta
@krystanoell
u know what the fuck is going on pic.twitter.com/qHxrxH9Wl4
Retweet of status by @hyped_resonance
31 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote u know what the fuck is going on ๐ https://t.co/qHxrxH9Wl4
krysta
@krystanoell
If my mans got me this with his initial I would never take it off, BET
p.s. at acacialily.com/collections/peโฆ pic.twitter.com/qoxG9ODh8y
p.s. at acacialily.com/collections/peโฆ pic.twitter.com/qoxG9ODh8y
Retweet of status by @reIatabIe
27 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If my mans got me this with his initial I would never take it off, BET ๐
p.s. at https://t.co/x4sI8yHYpg ๐ https://t.co/qoxG9ODh8y
krysta
@krystanoell
one box of popcorn and kick to the throat later pic.twitter.com/X18QItAHsQ
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote one box of popcorn and kick to the throat later โจ https://t.co/X18QItAHsQ
krysta
@krystanoell
ohhhhhh GANG i just sent u lyrics to my new song coming out thursday at midnight :) can't wait to see all ur lyric tweets
Retweet of status by @callmekarizma
01 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ohhhhhh GANG i just sent u lyrics to my new song coming out thursday at midnight :) can't wait to see all ur lyric tweets ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐