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KYLIE NOT JENNER
@kyliecullen0
Every 40+ yr old guy that comes into the bar: βmaybe if I tip you enough you can afford some pants that donβt have holes in themβ
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Kylie
@kyliecullen0
Dear mom,
You are rumbling the house with your loud snoring, please go to your room so I can have some quiet time. #hopeimnotlikethat
You are rumbling the house with your loud snoring, please go to your room so I can have some quiet time. #hopeimnotlikethat
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Kylie
@kyliecullen0
@kpecotte #anytakers http://t.co/xVOCNPj4l7
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
Knowing that you're getting a cold <<< #happenseveryyear
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
@allison_marie01 and I found this dead baby turtle on our walk #poorbabyturtle #justalittleguy http://t.co/UqwTCtEToi
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
Love is forgiving someone as soon as you smack their head off the corner of a wall/closet #tryinghardnottokillhim #shitgetsrealwrestling
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
@rrondo9 #hellyes
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Kylie
@kyliecullen0
My dad finally said I need to set an alarm but when I do he still comes in my room to wake me up! And when he gets here I'm awake #wtf
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
Don't be that bitch. Don't be that sneaky bitch. #dontfuckwithshit
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
I never want my dad to come ask me something when I'm in my room because he NEVER shuts me door. #whatiswrongwithhim
Kylie
@kyliecullen0
RT @ComedyPosts: this should be all over the world http://t.co/jq9nvojoa9
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
