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Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
This legend's book is out today! #Animal is hilarious, smart + truthful - read if you like those things pic.twitter.com/6BUATnCexf
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Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
A great way to find out if something is handwash or machine wash - put it on a 40oC wash and watch it spinning silently weeping & praying
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Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
It appears there is a portal to Hobbiton on the #BakerlooLine pic.twitter.com/GzAVGHIiNB
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
Why do French people hate showers?
They think they're douches.
#jokestomakeGCSEfrenchteachersproud
They think they're douches.
#jokestomakeGCSEfrenchteachersproud
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
Imagine if they'd scrapped @BBC6Music all those years ago? They've been incredible today. Absolute Heroes.
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
New Year's prep:
1) Face mask
2) Shave toes
3)Try to lose the intense sense that we are simply rolling towards death
#HappyNewYear
1) Face mask
2) Shave toes
3)Try to lose the intense sense that we are simply rolling towards death
#HappyNewYear
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
Nothing quite like a well timed fart after some builders cat-call you. They looked disgusted. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW MY FRIEND.
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Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
How do I emoji my #period ?? TIPS
- it's here
- it's early
- I've mistakenly chosen a Lite
- WOAH what is happening?
- bring nandos
- it's here
- it's early
- I've mistakenly chosen a Lite
- WOAH what is happening?
- bring nandos
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
I'm on Qi tonight BBC2, 10pm with these nice lads.
Think I shout about the clitoris for a bit. pic.twitter.com/vwtMO3lEs8
Think I shout about the clitoris for a bit. pic.twitter.com/vwtMO3lEs8
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
When you know you just know pic.twitter.com/iSI26v2tYV
Cariad Lloyd
@ladycariad
Farewell Log Lady. pic.twitter.com/yPBnWHN588
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
