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Ms. Boob Natural
@laurastead
I just found out that I can follow Cookie Monster, Grover, and Oscar the Grouch. Day = made!
@MeCookieMonster @Grover @OscarTheGrouch
@MeCookieMonster @Grover @OscarTheGrouch
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Vegan, Druid of Glutenfree π§ββοΈ
@laurastead
A guy sliding into your DMs without liking any of your tweets, is like a bar guy using the "nice shoes" pick up line.
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Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
@jumpdashark But it could be with the right girl
Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
I am someone's dream woman, but he's obviously somewhere still sleeping. Wake up and find me, dammit.
Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
@GuacamoleJesus Avocado consumption increases 1000%
Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
Hey assholes, Uber and Lyft were invented for a reason. Donβt drink and drive tonight.
Retweet of status by @SingleVixxen
Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
Hey, beard, c'mere already and ask this girl to dance
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Laura Legs, HONESTY LOVER π
@laurastead
I think my work WiFi knows I'm trying to send masturbation videos on my phone.
Laura Legs, JAIL LOVER π
@laurastead
Thinking of throwing a funeral for all the chances I never got. Please bring a covered dish. Thanks
πΌMs. π Naturalπ΅
@laurastead
@DangerouslyJoe9 Thanks
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
